Plutoday 2 Jung 2006
Below was sent to the International Astronomers Union on P:2J2006 or 24 August
We read that the planet Pluto is no longer a planet, according
to a recent decision of the International Astronomers Union (IAU).
seems that now the "real" planets of the Solar System are Mercury, Venus, Earth,
Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Pluto at best will not be considered
a planet, but a "dwarf planet" along with Ceres and 2003 UB313 (aka
Well, at the Fifth World Council, an international organisation of
Fifth World nations, Pluto is, and remains a Planet, with a capital "P". We will
listen to the suggestions of the IAU as we would listen to the Bishop of Rome.
You folks are no less dogmatic than the Pope, and if it took you over 70 years
figure out Pluto wasn't a planet, then you are also "dwarf intellectuals", and
the new priesthood of a false religion. We already knew medicine was a false
science; astronomy may be no more rigourous (or salutary).
given a Day of the Week in the Cesidian calendar (http://ccalend.5world.net), a calendar which we believe will eventually replace that crappy
Gregorian calendar you foolish astronomers and "dwarf astrologers" still use.
That is what should have been kicked out: the Gregorian calendar, not Pluto! As
I write this email the day is Plutoday 2 Jung 2006 (I'm not making this up),
which is also the day of the decision of the IAU, interestingly enough! We will
continue to call this day Plutoday 2 Jung 2006.
We will still honour
oddball Pluto. As real astrologers, not "dwarf astrologers" like you folks, we
knew all along Pluto was an oddball, and not just because of its odd orbit. We
kind of like the old rebel, since he kind of reminds us of the so-called
Antichrist (who is really the Christ that "dwarf theologians" haven't figured
out). What a waste of taxpayers' money all your educations have been. Shame on
At the Department of Bucksfanian Astrology (http://strdu.com/astrology/Rulers.html) we will also continue to call Pluto a
Planetary Ruler, and among the traditional Planetary Rulers of the Sun, Moon,
Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, Bucksfanian
astrologers also add Ceres, Pallas, Vesta, and Chiron (14 planetary rulers for
the 14 signs of the Bucksfanian Zodiac). Xena is a "whimp" in Bucksfanian
astrological terms, and we have no use for it. :P
Rev. Dr. Cesidio Tallini
President of Fifth
Chancellor of Bucksfan